So.My silly love story continues with my lazy beau parking in handicapped parking and getting my car booted.

MY TEAL LOVEBUG.
FUCK

The only way i knew about this was when the polive rang up my license plate numbers and got my number because it wasnt his car.Apparently Mike had begged the cop not to notify me.Even gave him 100 bucks to not tell him but he did it anyway .So,NOW i know why hes at his friends house..Knowing him a jeremy they are planning a way to try to get the boot off.He required to have it one there for at least 72 hours {to learn a lesson],And then pay someone to remove it.But since hes got a job now,it aint comming out of MY pocket.

This is all a smile to me.Because i can predict how hes gonna try and get me less pissed off.Hes gonna buy me some sort of rose thats covered in glitter,to make me smile...then hes gonna hug me..and then he'll bring out something from bath and body works all in a fancy gift bag.and tell me he was just thinking about his "goddess"

THEN HE WILL DROP BOMB THAT HE FUCKED UP BIG TIME

My plan for this will be..to say "its ok babe i know its not your fault your a pathetic lazy fuck who parks in crippled old people parking.Parking in the spots where some of the folks who fought in veitnam and WW2 park.Why?Beacause they earned it mike,But noo mike..You had to go park and take the spot that our nations granfathers fought for in korea {thoug ireland had nothing to do in korea] "

I can be nice and peacefull and cruel.