Diana Von Tease The kinky queen.

Blood is thicker than water, keeping control, We are bound by desire, can we govern your soul?
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Fuel my ego <3My rant on Ventrillo
June 29 2007, 6:53 PM
It sucks.I can never maintain a fucking connection on it.then when you hear some of the people who are on it you want to burn in hell and die.
like how the hell can you go on about nothing
AND THEN fucking someone peed on themselves.I was like....
Are you serious,mate?
this is like worse then myspace..
2 comments
| superstitious: WHA? LOL | 07-02-07 05:50 PM |
| brownsugar: someone peed on themselves? was it jason? | 06-30-07 02:24 PM |
do men ever listen?
June 29 2007, 7:57 AM
I send my beloved fiance to the grocery store because i was working late.i texted him a list.I asked for
2 cases Pepsi,
Canned soups
Cherry tomatos,
salad mix,
italian dressing,
cream cheese,
4 lbs of salmon,
italian bread,
blush wine,
bowtie pasta,
olive oil,
Anykind of marinara sauce.
He brings home
2 cases pepsi
giant steak tomatos
half rotten lettuce
thousand island
cheese cake
2 lbs tuna
7 lbs salmon
beer
more beer
limes
taco shells?
I still love him.

Oy vey.
Oh micheal..if only you knew.
June 17 2007, 1:44 AM
So.My silly love story continues with my lazy beau parking in handicapped parking and getting my car booted.
MY TEAL LOVEBUG.
FUCK
The only way i knew about this was when the polive rang up my license plate numbers and got my number because it wasnt his car.Apparently Mike had begged the cop not to notify me.Even gave him 100 bucks to not tell him but he did it anyway
.So,NOW i know why hes at his friends house..Knowing him a jeremy they are planning a way to try to get the boot off.He required to have it one there for at least 72 hours {to learn a lesson],And then pay someone to remove it.But since hes got a job now,it aint comming out of MY pocket.
This is all a smile to me.Because i can predict how hes gonna try and get me less pissed off.Hes gonna buy me some sort of rose thats covered in glitter,to make me smile...then hes gonna hug me..and then he'll bring out something from bath and body works all in a fancy gift bag.and tell me he was just thinking about his "goddess"
THEN HE WILL DROP BOMB THAT HE FUCKED UP BIG TIME![]()
My plan for this will be..to say "its ok babe i know its not your fault your a pathetic lazy fuck who parks in crippled old people parking.Parking in the spots where some of the folks who fought in veitnam and WW2 park.Why?Beacause they earned it mike,But noo mike..You had to go park and take the spot that our nations granfathers fought for in korea {thoug ireland had nothing to do in korea] "
I can be nice and peacefull and cruel.
2 comments
| karmakiller: Lol, Keira. Crippled old people parking!... | 06-17-07 03:00 AM |
| hi-res: And then on top of that you add, "And no sex tonight, dear".... | 06-17-07 01:50 AM |
LiiEK DUH
June 15 2007, 1:29 AM
Today i will give you my blog in myspace yap.
SO ii CHANGED MAii LAYOUT ON MAii BLOG.AND SHiiZ.
My hands hurt from writting that.Srry.
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| hypnotique: haha | 06-16-07 06:18 PM |
a little late for mums day.
June 13 2007, 2:08 PM
So I finally broke the news to my mum.And her first responce was "Did he knock you up and thats why you are doing this" A stupid remark since she knows thats impossible for now. But then she jsut started screaming in happiness....I was like damn...I wasnt that that excited where i just start to scream but thats ok...
At least she wasnt pissed enough to come to ireland and make sure we werent doing anything...
That sucked the last time she did.But then it turns out she had no legal say so as to what i do.Thats the nice thing about being emancipated and dealing with people like my mum.She is always the first person to try and sue someone even if its her own blood.Possibly the reason why i left,along with the fact that i was tired of trying to prove myself to who says im nothing...when she was the clearer nothing who is trying to make up for her failure by putting me down.It was never pushing for the better it was always pushing for my down fall...when i was working i always gave more than i should have to her jsut so that i could feel that shed love me a little more.But no she sued me because i was giving her 75 percent of my paycheck instead of the full 100 percent.I think thats what truely struck my last nerve.[Of course i won,stupid bitch].Then when i found out i was inturning with bobby flay !! it wasnt good enough she was jsut like "well its not like hes wolfgang puff" WTF YOU KNEW BOBBY FLAY IS MY IDOl.Oh well all i can do is smile and say "Ok mum"
But all i can do is keep trying. there will be a point where she'll finally get it.
and if she dies not getting it...her loss not mine.
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