Diana Von Tease The kinky queen.

Blood is thicker than water, keeping control, We are bound by desire, can we govern your soul?
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AIM--Diana Von Tease, Dianerr BananaI'm also on People Staff so any questions,or complaints can be Privately Messaged to me.
You may also find me in CBC talking sexy and shit.
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Fuel my ego <3A velveteen electrical rave.
June 12 2007, 7:30 PM
You know i have never been more irritated with coworkers.If only the boss knew he picked at peoples food never, washed his hands but then again...I dont want to be responsible for someone to lose their job.
I hate making those kind of desisions.I have a hard time ordering at mcdonalds.It takes me about 15 mins to figure out what i want.So i just sit in the parkinglot wondering what the hell im going to do..
Now im kinda worried.If i cant even pick either a dr.pepper and a bigmac or a orange soda and a chicken sandwich.I dont know if Im like really really really ready to plan a wedding or get married.
i LOVE HIM TO DEATH.But its like....a big step
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| brownsugar: mann you sound like an annoying customer :P | 06-12-07 08:52 PM |
What love is..
June 9 2007, 7:49 AM
Funny how it happened is i came home and there was a teal tinted Carnation(my favorite flower lol) on the table and a note.That one said to go to the bedroom.So i go in the bedroom and theres another note and my black dress.This time the note told me to go and drive over to this park where we first kissed when we first came to dublin.So I get myself together and go to the park.There i see him at a park bench in his Public Enemy teeshirt and a Red tie and black coat..(His way of dressing up) and so i come over there by him and sit down and hes like..."Im sorry about our aniversary."(He worked really late that day)But he says this like hes got a lisp and slurred.So im like "Thats ok..but why are you talking weird"and hes like "Im not talking funny"so i thought maybe im crazy but he sounds really weird.Then he starts rambling on about all the shit hes put me through and all the shit i have put him through.so i was starting to think he was about to DUMP me and if he did id kick his ass in my three inch heels for dragging me out in a little black dress in 50 degree weather..So then he grabs me like he wants to hold me in his arms so i go along with it...and hes just all smiley which really makes me think hes up to something...So finally he whispers to me "I love you" and we kiss....Fucker almost choked me cause there was something in his fucking mouth that he pushed into mine.... so im all like "WTF" and its a Ring. So i shut the hell up...and i stare at him like "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!"He smiles... and goes down on one knee....and you know how that works.
June 9th 2007.
A night to Remember.
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Diana never learns her lesson
June 7 2007, 7:03 AM
I broke my altime stitches record.
I got 10 in the palm of my right hand,5 on my right middle finger.(I think God did that on purpose cause i flicked off a really bratty little kid off the other day
) Im so damn suprized i can still type like really fast still.And im so used to cuts it dosnt really "Hurt" per se.
Diana tried to do one of those fancy knife tricks again..And the doctor tells me I legally and offcialy no longer have finger prints in my right hand due to the cuts and burns in my hands.So if I were to kill someone...i could possibly actualy get away with it
Unless it was with my left hand,Cause then there where be messed up fingerprints with lots of small little lines from paper cuts and other things.
And no I have not learned a lesson from this.I still will throw knives in the air and pray that it lands between my fingers and i still with flick off bitchy ass Irish children.Cause lets face it the UK/Europe raises some fucked up kids.You thought America childeren was bad..Uk is fucking worse,They all are too smart for their own good and you cant get into a fight with them with out them saying a big word that god only knows where they learned that.Try debating a Bloke....You wont win it will just be 2 hours of feeling dumb.Step it up fucking USA.
On a better note.
www.pokemoncrater.com
I spent about 2 hours trying to shake off the irritation of my wound playing Online Pokemon.
THEY HAVE ALL 4 GENERATIONS OF POKEMON.AND NO THIS IS NOT A SELF PROMOTING LINK.THIS DIRECTS YOU TO THE MAIN PAGE.
I love pokemon even more now 
Diana is now going to go to bed and probably wont wake up till like 3 pm.
Night
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| Blaqheartedstar: wow, but yes i hate kids... i have no idea how the children... | 06-08-07 06:21 PM |
| tokyo-rose: *fingerprints thing. And a lot of my friends are addicted to... | 06-07-07 08:11 PM |
| tokyo-rose: There's no other word to describe the fingerprints except... | 06-07-07 08:10 PM |
Things i need to do before i die.
June 6 2007, 7:06 AM
Some arent really serious but im sure you can guess the ones that are..even the really stupid ones.
1.Eat a entire bag of sugar.
2.Defecate on each of the creators of WOW lawns and set it on fire.(Intoxicated)
3.Eat a 100 of those puke flavored jelly beans (Preferably Intoxicated)
4.Sitting through a entire sermon of church without getting dirty thoughts about my man.
5.Beat Giada De Lorentis with a fucking thick ass iron tortilla press pan.(Not Intoxicated)
6.Touch Seth greens lush red hair.
7.Buy a pony.
8.Ride the pony
9.Sell the Pony
10.Go on the bangbus with Jerome
11.Pinch Arjuna's Cheeks.
12.Shave Kevins leg hair.
13.Have another 3 way with 2 good looking girls.And laugh at my boyfriend that he missed out.Then after that feel bad and give him the
14.Eat someones Head.
15.Kick the idiot who alowed That 70's show to air on 3 different stations all at the same fucking time.
16." " the idiot who made the word "Fucktard" cool.
Im done being cheeky for now..
I need sleep.Good night.
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| brownsugar: after the first one you will be dead -.- | 06-06-07 01:04 PM |
YOU IDIOT
June 5 2007, 3:25 PM
IM SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW...*(&^&%^&%^#$$@
why why why why !!
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| brownsugar: snapvine bills you? put your foot through his... | 06-05-07 04:34 PM |
| ArjunaCapulong: Bills? Like the grape/snapvine bill? =P | 06-05-07 03:43 PM |
| hi-res: Beat his ass with a stick! Grrrrrr! | 06-05-07 03:34 PM |
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